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So why complain about Nekopara? It’s just porn after all! Just shut the hell up and enjoy the cat boobs and literal pussy! You can’t, because the anime removed all the H content and decided to bank on the strong plot and characters. Why didn’t Big Rigs get an anime adaptation? Why didn’t Bad Rats get an anime adaptation? Yet SOMEHOW, this piece of shit got an anime adaptation. A shitty game that’s really cheap, so you buy it during a steam sale and gift it to your friend as a joke, knowing that they will probably never play it. For the first 2 years, absolutely no one gave a fuck, but then in 2016-2017 it became a popular gag gift on Steam. So what the fuck is a Nekopara? Well you see, Nekopara is a shitty H-game from 2014.
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Instead, let’s look at a series that apparently met Funimation’s high moral standards. My personal anime of the season is Interspecies Reviewers, but I can’t review that for a few more days. Yuasa directed it and Eizouken has a budget, so compared to the rest of the Spring 2020 lineup it’s like watching Canelo Alvarez fight a bunch of children. It doesn’t matter how boring, self-indulgent, or repetitive it is. Eizouken will of course run away with anime of the season because it had exactly ZERO competition that could stop it. Winter 2020 has been a pretty dismal season for anime overall. But hey, that’s kinda exactly like Nekopara itself, so I guess it fits! This review hurts me on a metaphysical level because of how short, simplistic, sarcastic, and childish it sounds. The cat girls were actually real and living with me in my home.īut of course, there’s always the visual novel to fulfill #1 and Elon Musk to genetically engineer the cat girls for #2, so basically, all is right in the world and Nekopara is one of the most significant and enlightening creations of the century. If it featured sex scenes for the viewing pleasure of degenerates like myself.Ģ. While Nekopara has everything that a Noble man could ever want, there are in fact two ways that this anime could have actually transcended perfection.ġ.
Now despite everything, Nekopara could have actually been even better believe it or not.
But hey, this anime features cute catgirls doing cute catgirl things, so it OBVIOUSLY gets an automatic “10/10 would fap to catgirls again” from me! They introduce a new catgirl character that the main girls look after, and…yeah, not much of anything really happens to be completely honest. Oh wait, was I supposed to actually talk about the anime itself? Uh…it’s basically the most simplistic slice of life you’ll ever come across. It truly brings a tear to the eye…*sniff*…I’m so proud of this degenerate community! Maybe next time they'll even consider using their cash on actual real life women!
And that my friends is why this is the anime of the decade, because it represents the dedication and perseverance of countless anime and visual But thanks to the wallets of an agglomeration of weebs of culture who were somehow able to raise over 1 million dollars for this anime’s creation, Nekopara the anime was conceived. I never thought in my wildest dreams that frickin Nekopara of all things, a bare bones visual novel featuring sex scenes with incredibly well animated cat girls named after foods, would ever get an anime. Wow, I can’t believe that the anime of the decade has come out so soon!!!